Autism/Turkeys Speaks
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Autism Falling Fowl
They gave MMR to a turkey
And then said he got ASD
So they set up a committee to help him
And charged him a whopping great fee
They said his behaviour’s non-verbal
His clucks and his gobbles were tics
He goes into a flap when ruffled
And scratches and pecks you and kicks
They said that this bird shouldn’t suffer
So a cure they said they must seek
So they set up a foundation to fight him
And still named the trust “Turkey Speaks”
Many thanks to Sophist, GalileoAce and yessuh at Gestalt!
Filed by renaeden at July 9th, 2008 under Random/Daily Stuff.
Brilliant, renaeden!
Comment by Sophist — July 9, 2008 @ 8:49 am