A Bad Day
Here is a list of things that can make my day….well…less than optimal….
(set in second person!)
- you put on your pants and realize they are too tight in the thighs
- you are slightly annoyed but have no idea why
- you find that the tub of ice cream has developed an inedible layer of icy crystals
- you step on a sticker
- band aid residue
- you experience DejaVu
- you bump your shin on the coffee table
- being really thirsty and taking a big gulp of your Sprite only to discover that the syrup is out and you have a big nasty cup of carbonated water
- someone asks why you are so quiet, and you can’t think of a response
- you are bored
- you step on a snail
- you wake up sweating
- you sneeze while having food in your mouth
- the Coke machine eats your change and doesn’t give you a Coke
- the soap breaks
- you get caught picking your nose
- you miss the bus
- you pet the nice doggy, then smell your hand
- you get spam in your email
- you miss the green light
- you spot a dead thing on the side of the road
- that sickening clunk as the door closes behind you and you realise you left your keys on the kitchen counter
- a mosquito bites you on the eyelid while you are sleeping and you wake up with your eye swollen shut.
- a bird craps on you
- stuck in a boring conversation on the bus
- you get to work and realize you forgot deodorant, and it’s HOT
- the toilet seat is left up without you realising it so you fall in
- you get a song stuck in your head
- you misplace your wedding ring
- no one laughs at the joke you think is hilarious
- you fail to silence a fart in public.
- you lose only one contact lens and didn’t bring glasses
- your eye twitches.
- you run out of Panadol during a major headache
- you’re gullible
- a bird poops on your windshield
- leaving all your car windows open during a thunderstorm, and not realizing until later
- you get a papercut
- you run out of clean socks
- you stub your toe
- you get a giant zit on your face
- you unexpectedly run out of toilet paper
- your potatoes goes bad in the pantry cupboard
- you step in gum
- you hit your funny bone
- something shoots out of your mouth and lands on the shirt of who you are talking to
- you wash a tissue with a load of laundry
- you wake up from a siesta to find out night has already fallen
- you find a typo on your resume
- someone tapes over your favorite show
- your hands are always cold
- you miss your exit on the freeway
- you step in water and your socks get wet
- you run into a chauvinist who can’t stand to be beat by a girl
- you fall down in public
- you make a pun and no one gets it
- the one time you use improper English, no one forgets it. Ever.
- you throw up
- you have dandruff
- a baby cries through the whole film
- having chronic halitosis
- being called ugly
- your co-workers all think you’re coming to work stoned — and you’ve never done weed in your life
- you have a serious enemy at work
- you get an irreparable haircut
- you are totally clueless about the answer to a question at a job interview
- you lose $20 cash
- you lose your keys
- you slam a car door on your finger
- on the phone needing to write something important and EVERY PEN IN THE HOUSE either disappears or stops working
- little kids mock you as you walk down the street
- someone asks what gender you are
- you swear in front of your mum
- you get the first question wrong on that millionaire show
- you lose your voice
- you swallow a bug while you’re asleep…and you don’t know what kind
- you lose a movie you rented
- you dream about peeing
- you have all the symptoms of hypochondria
Filed by renaeden at November 28th, 2007 under Random/Daily Stuff.